this shit is so Jeff the fucked up
Critics are Jeff the raving for this one
this shit is so Jeff the fucked up
Critics are Jeff the raving for this one
knuckles: oh look at that water, theres a rainbow in it, I’m gonna-
sonic, learnt this lesson the hard way years ago: do not.
i have an amazing fun fact for you
every single time we see Shadow the hedgehog riding his motorcycle or driving before Sonic 06, he's canonically doing so without a license. and technically since 06 retcons itself we don't even know if he ever actually went and got one.
i'm losing my mind. imagine him standing in line at the DMV
i love this franchise
CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING A TESTER AND TELLING SHADOW THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG HE FAILED DUE TO RECKLESS DRIVING. RENT FREE IN MY HEAD THANK YOU
Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven’t been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up
Artist interpretation
bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on
yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .
her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal
he is so scared all the time
I love you, $1.07.
i have to remember that “you should kill them with hammers” is not normal advice to give bc every time someone says they dont like someone else all i can think of to say is you should kill them with hammers.
saving my favourite twitter thread here just in case
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“well i’m actually multiclassing so i have levels in both”
I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up